Whatta Douche

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Thu, 13 Oct 2011 19:57:35 -0400

most-awkward-moments:

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Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:24:46 -0400

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When you need something really badly but your friends have hidden it and wont give it back

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 17:18:22 -0400

most-awkward-moments:

And you start to freak out like

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"You can only play Amnesia for so long…… ;n;"

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:13:20 -0400

“You can only play Amnesia for so long…… ;n;”

…. I would cry……. weaboostories: What if you...

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 00:13:45 -0400

…. I would cry…….

weaboostories:

What if you saw this walking towards you in a dark alley?
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Eh...

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 01:17:06 -0400

So I have this prom dress, and I know… it’s weird for a 10th grader to actually have one seeing as though they probably won’t actually go to prom until the year after wards, but I have it because I went to prom as a ninth grader with one of my good friends just as friends, she was a senior. WELL! I put this dress on, it’s red and really pretty, and I do like it. So I decided to do my make-up. WHOO! Make-up. So, after all that, I looked in the mirror and applied a bit of my pink lipstick. Nothing much, just to make it look nice. Then it hit me. “I’m not beautiful with this shit! I’ve never been beautiful with it… I’m beautiful because of who I am. LOL. Lie. I’m not beautiful at all.” Now. I’m not one to normally think like that. But I am thinking such thoughts. And it hurts. I cried for a few minutes, ruining the make-up I had just put on and everything. Oh well. But now that I think about it. I had no reason to think like that. So what if my skin isn’t exactly clear. It’s not like that really matters much. There is only a pimple here and there anyways. But I try my best. Who cares if I’m a little on the chubbier side. It’s not like I’m over weight. I’m just chubby. I’m still in the healthy zone. And even if I were fat, I wouldn’t care. Anyways, I just wanted to bring up that people should just love themselves regardless of how they look and be HAPPY!!! lDD

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 23:40:39 -0400

Sorry guys, I’ve been busy. Well, not really. But my mom does want me to do this puzzle with her. So I have to do it. So until it is done, I shall not post [with the exception of this]. ^^

I LOVE this song. It’s epic. But… no way I could...

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 11:57:08 -0400

I LOVE this song. It’s epic. But… no way I could ever show it to……. certain people.

Weeaboo Stories: So is there a logical reason Hetalia fans and Homestuck fans hate each other? No? Ok then.

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 21:06:16 -0400

Weeaboo Stories: So is there a logical reason Hetalia fans and Homestuck fans hate each other? No? Ok then.:

LOL. This is just so true. I still don’t understand the war between two.

weaboostories:

So to start, I would like to admit I am huge Hetalia fan. I have been one for a few years now and admit that there are many weebs within the fandom.

So I decided I would try to get into Homestuck because of its recent popularity and to find out why there is a “war” between the two fandoms. My…

The Adventure of an Idiot on a Game [pt2]

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 18:26:00 -0400

So I was working on my tower that goes completely underwater on MineCraft. And I’m almost done with the water part. Eventually I’ll be digging in the ground again because there is no more water. But. I was working and working. And I got so mad. There are these squids that just WON’T leave where I am building my tower no matter what. They are eventually gonna be trapped there and I’ll be lolling because I’ll be looking out the glass and there be a squid, trapped. LOL! :DD

Note: I finished the actual under water part. Now I can actually continue to dig down. And I’m gonna do it. But I’ve already gotten fairly high up. But I stopped because I had to stop for the night. But other than that… it ended up well. But the squids are trapped. It wasn’t too hard to trap them. Fairly easy actually! :DDDD

Music

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 01:31:31 -0400

I love it when people say that they enjoy all music. So, person who loves all music. TELL ME THIS. What is your favorite German song/band? Favorite Chinese song? Japanese? Italian? OH! You don't like any FOREIGN music. That makes so much sense after saying you like all music. LOL. So you pretty much lied? Yeah. You did. You don't like foreign music. It does count. You don't like it and you JUST said that you liked all music. Oh well. Not my problem! My favorite German song is 5 März by Megaherz. My favorite Chinese song is Wo Ai Ni. Japanese is Chi Chi Oppai. Italian is In Italiano. LOL. Good luck for you. But you better not say that you like all music if you don't like anything that is foreign. Good luck with your xenophobia[fear/hatred of anything foreign].

"For every sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are those ‘It might have been.’"

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:59:17 -0400

“For every sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are those ‘It might have been.’”

- John Greenleaf Whittier

Don’t we all know this…? OTL

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:55:04 -0400

Don’t we all know this…? OTL

LOL. BS from the ex here as well. :DDD <3

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:33:41 -0400

LOL. BS from the ex here as well. :DDD <3

My ex showed this song to me a few weeks ago. LOL it’s so...

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:30:00 -0400

My ex showed this song to me a few weeks ago. LOL it’s so cute. But it reminds me so much of the BS that went on through our relationship ^^ <3

Don’t we all know this feeling. OTL

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:22:05 -0400

Don’t we all know this feeling. OTL

I am TRULY disappointed. My mother and father would kill me if I were out this late! It is currently...

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:16:50 -0400

I am TRULY disappointed. My mother and father would kill me if I were out this late! It is currently 12:15 AM. tsk tsk tsk. So, I’m sitting here on the rocking chair, waiting for them to walk in so that I may scold them as I were the one walking in and they were scolding. Lol. Well this is an awkward change of events. XD

Hetalia Fandom?

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 17:21:12 -0400

So I’ve been reading WeabooStories. You know, because they are entertaining. But I was NOT amused when I saw a post on there by someone saying that you have to be incredibly immature or… partially retarded to enjoy the anime… Hetalia: Axis Powers[aka Hetalia or APH]

Well reading this post… it made me wonder. This person claimed to have sat there and watched the 5 minute long anime. But did they really? I’m sorry. For this person. Did you watch the anime or look at the fandom? Because I can understand your immature statement if you looked at some of the fandom. However, I’d never accept the retarded part.

It is cruel to say you have to be “partially retarded” to enjoy Hetalia. If we, the people who like Hetalia, were actually retarded… how would we even have watched or even FOUND the anime? I know you PARTIALLY. But even so. My cousin, who I love, IS retarded. She didn’t ask to be that way. But she is. So saying you have to be even slightly retarded to like it is still cruel.

Now… I am quite a mature person. I’m more mature than most people in my grade… more mature than my sister[says my mom] and we have an 8 year age difference. But I can see what you mean by immature.

We do have a fairly bad fandom. Which is WHY I can understand a portion of the immature part. However, not all of us ARE immature. I ropleplay on facebook for the fandom. I roleplay as a Lovino FemLovi Vargas[Fem! Romano]. Now… my Romano is currently more than happy with her boyfriend, Gilbert OST Beilschmidt[Prussia]. But let me tell you this. My Gilbert is MORE mature than me. And she is NOT retarded than me. She is older than me by probably 6 years or 8 years. Something like that… I don’t really remember. But I look up to her as if she were my older sister. I know I can trust her. And if it weren’t for Hetalia… I never would have met her.

But back to my point. Our fandom isn’t great. There are way too many of the younger children. We have people who are younger than 13 watching and roleplaying. And they are probably what most people mean by the immature part. I mean, they are watching it, dammit! Of course they are gonna want to be part of the Kingdom of the Hetalia Fandom! And there is no reason they shouldn’t be allowed to. But let me say this. Hetalia is NOT for anyone who is younger than… probably 10.

You want to know why I said that? BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH PORN! I was looking up America and England for a Global History project. And while looking up pictures… porn… porn… porn. There was so much porn. Now I don’t mind porn. I actually sometimes enjoy stumbling upon a little male on male or something like that. But when they published Hetalia… I’m more than positive that Himaruya did NOT intend for there to be so much yaoi when he made the lovely Hetalia.

Yeah… I mean, when countries were allies and kingdoms were united. That means the character was married. But that DOES NOT mean that they sat there and had SEX. Seriously. And WW2 was not one big orgey! Where did that ideo even come from? Real people DIED.

Hetalia makes history FUN. But how can it be fun when people in the fandom sit there and make fun of the other people who like/enjoy Hetalia. Besides, with that “incredibly immature or partially retarded to enjoy it” comment. I’m sorry. But ANYONE could say that about ANY anime. Something you find amusing might be stupid to someone else. They might say that about that anime you like.

But back to my point about the Hetalia fandom[lol]. Our fandom is dying. It’s becoming like that Naruto fandom. I don’t hear about that fandom as much anymore. Because hey. People were fighting over PAIRINGS. You shouldn’t fight about pairings. If someone likes a pairing they like that pairing. If you don’t like the pairing then you don’t like it. And there is a simple answer. Just ignore it. If someone asks you if you like it then you just clearly, calmly explain that you don’t. And if they ask you why then just say as to why. But you have to be calm. Starting random wars against one another over pairings is pointless.

But anyways, I’m done with this random. My fingers are starting to hurt. But I could write a lot more about our fandom if I wanted to. So. For now… :I

"A lot of people thought this dream must be madness, but we are not crazy."

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:56:07 -0400

“A lot of people thought this dream must be madness, but we are not crazy.”

- Gloria Trevi

The Adventures of an Idiot on a Game. [pt1]

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 00:54:00 -0400

So… Sometimes at night… I enjoy sitting around and playing minecraft. Which just happens to be what I am doing at the moment. So… I’m playing. And I decide to make a new world. I called it Russia. Just to be a troll and stuff. And I get this really snowy place [lol] and I’m laughing so hard. So… I decided. HEY! I should make a house on the water! So that is quite literally what I was working on. But seeing as there is only ice with water under it… I got to work. LOL! It got to a nice size. Nothing too horrible. When I finished building the perimeter with SNOW[gonna be a snow and glass home] I decided that I should probably start working on changing the ice to glass. So… easy, right? You just mine out the ice… and go underwater to replace it with glass. So that’s what I was doing. And I’m completely submerged under the ice… SHIT! I forgot to submerge some of the snow into the water to give it a cool affect! So there is no way to get out of this house. There are no stairs to the second floor/roof. And there is no door because I was gonna have a ladder up the side all the way to the top and you would enter there. And so I get to work on that. I make it so that you are UNDER the water when you are on the first floor. Easy. So I get back to changing the floor. YAY! Not too hard. Probably really easy actually. But I’m like… a noob. Stupid. Not that smart and it’s late so I’m not thinking right. So… I pulled out the ice and swim under the water to put in the glass, randomly coming up for air. Well, I put in the last piece of glass and… SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! I FORGOT TO GET OUT OF THE WATER BEFORE PUTTING IN THAT GLASS! FUCK! KJAFLKSDJLAKSKJSALKFDS WHAT TO DO! WHAT TO DOOOOOO! I had myself trappd. Not smart? I know. Well… One would say Just dig through the ice or glass and replace it later! Nope. Not happening. I’m completely freaking and sinking. I don’t even have enough time to do this. I was already under the water for a long time and I was on my last bubble. God damn it all! So… slowly. I die and I am now freaking more. I didn’t save. I lost ALL my work. So I try again. Pretty much the same place. I have all of perimeter right. And everything is finally turning out right. WHOO! Hard work. Well, MOUSE SPASM! I accidently dig out some snow at the top of my home. The first floor is unique. Completely submerged under water. FUCK FUCK FUCK! I have… once again… no way to get out because I am an idiot and didn’t put in an escape just in case. The room is completely FILLED with flowing water. No way to escape. All my torches are put out so I can’t see anything. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! dflajkldsfas I’m going to loose everything again!!!!!!!!! So I died… Finally… I finished making the house… The right way, might I add. It does look awesome. However… I was looking around the snowy area and I notice one thing of snow… it looks odd and out of place. So I check it out. It was the first house I tried to make. OTL I looked around more and after I while… I was able to find the second one I tried to make. orz orz orz asdfnaksdfakljsdfaklsdf I. AM. AN. IDIOT!!!!!!!